USA! USA! USA! I love the Canadians, but man, this afternoon for a couple hours WE ARE AT WAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Let’s do this USA!
engineering is red
science is blue
command is yellow
this isn’t actually a poem it’s just star trek trivia
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
Alright, my story is that Michael Douglas is a dad who took his daughter Rose Byrne to the Cheesecake Factory, and her friends showed up unexpectedly. She’s a little concerned, because her dad is pissed after they all crammed into the booth and posed for a selfie, and he just wanted to enjoy his Oreo Cheesecake without having to pick up the damn expanded tab.
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
[awkward comma starts gazing at the interaction between oxford comma and vocative comma, and sweats nervously.]
Google taking a stand and pointing out how Russia’s ban on LGBTQ+ expression violates the Olympic Charter makes my heart happy. I’m not sure why this hasn’t exploded on my dash, this is really fucking awesome. You go, Google!