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home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

I tend to believe that people are mostly good, Some people prove me wrong. That’s easier to take when I remember that I’m most often proven right. 

nellyfg:

New picture for The Battle Of The Five Armies !!
Source 

No matter how hard I try, all I see is Dumbledore chewing out a defiant Lucius Malfoy. 

nellyfg:

New picture for The Battle Of The Five Armies !!

Source

No matter how hard I try, all I see is Dumbledore chewing out a defiant Lucius Malfoy. 

dennys:

We got our hands on the leaked script for Episode VII and boy is it nuts! And really short? We’re just glad to be a part of it.


I was trying to be so careful about spoilers, too.

dennys:

We got our hands on the leaked script for Episode VII and boy is it nuts! And really short? We’re just glad to be a part of it.

I was trying to be so careful about spoilers, too.
My furry boy has really big jowls for a Lab, and he’s a massive slobber monster. After I mopped the kitchen I needed just one hour to enjoy it being clean. Just one hour!

My furry boy has really big jowls for a Lab, and he’s a massive slobber monster. After I mopped the kitchen I needed just one hour to enjoy it being clean. Just one hour!

Royals / Come Together by Lorde / The Beatles from the album: Mashup

transitfan:

Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde

#the first note of come to together hit my ears and a tear dropped