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mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

I tend to believe that people are mostly good, Some people prove me wrong. That’s easier to take when I remember that I’m most often proven right. 

nellyfg:

New picture for The Battle Of The Five Armies !!
Source 

No matter how hard I try, all I see is Dumbledore chewing out a defiant Lucius Malfoy. 

nellyfg:

New picture for The Battle Of The Five Armies !!

Source

No matter how hard I try, all I see is Dumbledore chewing out a defiant Lucius Malfoy. 

dennys:

We got our hands on the leaked script for Episode VII and boy is it nuts! And really short? We’re just glad to be a part of it.


I was trying to be so careful about spoilers, too.

dennys:

We got our hands on the leaked script for Episode VII and boy is it nuts! And really short? We’re just glad to be a part of it.

I was trying to be so careful about spoilers, too.
My furry boy has really big jowls for a Lab, and he’s a massive slobber monster. After I mopped the kitchen I needed just one hour to enjoy it being clean. Just one hour!

My furry boy has really big jowls for a Lab, and he’s a massive slobber monster. After I mopped the kitchen I needed just one hour to enjoy it being clean. Just one hour!

Royals / Come Together by Lorde / The Beatles from the album: Mashup

transitfan:

Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde

#the first note of come to together hit my ears and a tear dropped

I am trying to decide if auto-play video ads with audio are worse than the ads that expand and collapse when you first get to a page. 

I was at the grocery store checking out, and a large man in a cowboy hat yelled out an got everyone’s attention.

"Who here is from California?!"

Kind of an odd question on its own, but since we were in Arizona, odds were pretty good. Hell, I’m technically from California, but I don’t —

He boomed again. “YOU LEFT YOUR DOG IN THE CAR! CALIFORNIA PLATES, MAROON DODGE!” Not only is he angry, but he’s roused the troops. Now the whole grocery store is looking around ready to roast some bastard because who the hell leaves their dog in the car when it’s over 100 degrees at 10 AM?

I was happy to be done paying, not because I wanted to leave but because I wanted to get to the parking lot and rip someone a new asshole with two bags of groceries in each hand.

When I walked out, I saw 5 firefighters walking up to the store. I figured someone had called them about the dog, but nope, they were just getting some groceries for lunch at the station. Three women had already beat me to it and were bringing them up to speed. I made eye contact with one who looked like he needed more info, and all I could add was “California plates, maroon Dodge.”  One firefighter in the center turned to the others and said “Alright, let’s scope the parking lot.” They all gave a firm nod and turned on their heels without a question. 

I felt one with our little mob.